Why are birthday's good for you?

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

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What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

Because it's non binary

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Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

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What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.

Why is studying statistics hard to do in Afghanistan?

because of the tally-ban