How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

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How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)