How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

How much space does fungi need to grow?

As Mushroom as possible.

Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

How do you calm down an astronaut?

you give him space.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.