How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor?

my ghosh

What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

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How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

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How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

How do you calm down an astronaut?

you give him space.

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How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.