What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me..."

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Where do Chinese people live?

Chinatown

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

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Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white