How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do Bristol Palin and Iraq have in common?

It's just so hard to pull out.

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Orchestra Jokes More Orchestra Jokes

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!