How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

String Jokes More String Jokes

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Orchestra Jokes More Orchestra Jokes

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.