What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

Previous Random Joke Next

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

What do poor countries already have but also receive?

AID...S

Test Tickle Jokes More Test Tickle Jokes

What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.

What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

Elmo Jokes More Elmo Jokes

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

What did Elmo take before he left the tickle factory?

Two test tickles

Factory Jokes More Factory Jokes

What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.