Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

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How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

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What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun