Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

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How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

What are your two favourite times to party?

Daytime and night-time!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

What do KKK and intensive training have in common?

they both make black guys run faster

Eskimos Jokes More Eskimos Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

Natural Light Jokes More Natural Light Jokes

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.