Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

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What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

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What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy?

Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

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What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

What's the preferred beer of Dogme 95?

Natural Light.