How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

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Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

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What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

Why are autistic people like black people?

They all look the same.

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What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.