Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

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Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

A: They make good paddles.

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

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What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"