Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

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Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What is the motto for the Epilepsy Research Society?

Sieze the day