What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

Boy Scout Jokes More Boy Scout Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

How do rabbits get to work?

By rabbit transit!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

Little Old Lady Jokes More Little Old Lady Jokes

Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

Boyscout Jokes More Boyscout Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.