Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

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Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

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How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

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What is Jar Jar Binkss's favorite song?

Me-sa lovely by scouting for gungans.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

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What's an MLG's smartphone of choice?

An HTC One M8.

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.