They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire
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He hates camping
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
A: They make good paddles.
Because they're campers.
A: Because she didn't want to go.
Their motto is "be prepared"
A !
Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.
Because all proper tea is theft.
Do you even Lyft, bro?
A knotzi.
Electricity.
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!
To say hello.... From the other side.
A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.
Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.
Because they can't even.
