Because they can never be a part of the solution.
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint
I see your point I've got a lot of problems.
Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.