Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

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Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

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Why was the lightning bug unhappy?

Because her children were not very bright.

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

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Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

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Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

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What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

What is Sean Murray's favorite song ?

The sound of silence

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What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

Disaster Jokes More Disaster Jokes

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence