What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

Barium Jokes More Barium Jokes

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

Nitrogen Jokes More Nitrogen Jokes

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Cobalt Jokes More Cobalt Jokes

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY