What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

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Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

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What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

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What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad"

What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

you barium

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What do you call Nitrogen after the sunrises?

Daytrogen.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.