What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

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What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

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What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany