How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

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What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!