How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns