What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

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Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

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Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.