What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

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What do you call a war between two cannibal tribes?

A food fight.

What is statistically three times worse than a war?

Three wars

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How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

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What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

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How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag?

The French flag.

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What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.