Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

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What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.