Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

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What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

Why did the policeman smell bad?

Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.

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Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

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How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

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Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!