Why are elephants large grey and wrinkly?

Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.

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Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

Why are elephants large grey and wrinkly?

Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.

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What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

What is the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.