What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

Wrinkly Jokes More Wrinkly Jokes

Why are elephants large grey and wrinkly?

Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

What do you call your mum who is shorter than you?

A minimum.