Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

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What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

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Why can't Emma Watson ever play Hermione Granger again?

Cos once you go black, you never go back.

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

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What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

Shift Jokes More Shift Jokes

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...