Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.

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Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving

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What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.

How are feminists and bad hacker groups similar?

Both can't take down anything.

Goal Post Jokes More Goal Post Jokes

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

Shift Jokes More Shift Jokes

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!