Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

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Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.