Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
One of them got shot for touching a kid.
Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.
One egg is un oeuf.
Because they always surrender!
Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.
Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.
DINO-MITE!
Fireunemployed.
