What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ( )

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How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens?

Because they're jerks.

What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.