What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

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What's a drug addict's favorite music genre?

Crack rock

What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

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When is the best time to make jokes?

When you are ill, because they are sick

Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages?

No one could perform the execution well enough.

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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.