Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

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What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

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What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.