Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

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How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.