Why are life long overweight people funny?

Growing up they hear the best jokes.

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What do you call a manager that hasn't grown up yet?

A kidager

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.