Why are life long overweight people funny?

Growing up they hear the best jokes.

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Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

What was the philosopher's favorite toy growing up?

Playdough.

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

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What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.