Why are life long overweight people funny?

Growing up they hear the best jokes.

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What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke?

Booooooo, Booooooo

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Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.