When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

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A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

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One of them got shot for touching a kid.

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Neverland Ranch Jokes More Neverland Ranch Jokes

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Big Hand Jokes More Big Hand Jokes

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

Little Hand Jokes More Little Hand Jokes

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.