When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What will never be read in braille?

Do not touch.

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Neverland Ranch Jokes More Neverland Ranch Jokes

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

Big Hand Jokes More Big Hand Jokes

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

Little Hand Jokes More Little Hand Jokes

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.