When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Give her the D.

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The clap.

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When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

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When the big hand touches the little hand.

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.