Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Whats a baby's favourite temperature?

Womb tempertaure

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

E V E R Y W H E R E

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How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped?

Dong-Ding.

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

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What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

Why is it difficult to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get the message.

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What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.