Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH