What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

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What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

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Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

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Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

Tuxedo Jokes More Tuxedo Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."