I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

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How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake