I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

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What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake