What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is smaller than a teeny weenie fly?

A fly's teeny weenie.

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes