What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.