What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

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Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

insolvent

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.