Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

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Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!