Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

What did the man say when he got a big phone bill?

Who said talk is cheap "

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral. :P

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.