What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

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Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

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What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

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Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.