Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

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What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion "

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

What do you call a veterinarian who's real good at poker?

first post) Ace of spays

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Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs