Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

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What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

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With his Shtick.

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When is a lion not a lion ?

When he turns into his cage !

What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

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What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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Too many cheetahs.

Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah