Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

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Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

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Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

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Why don't they play poker in Africa?

Because there's cheetahs.

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !