Seek Jokes

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

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How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

You see, mountains aren't just funny.

They are hill areas.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

How much for the vacation home?

Sir, this is a coffin.

What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Black Dad Jokes More Black Dad Jokes

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

Well Kind Jokes More Well Kind Jokes

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.