What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

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Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

he thought he was going to Arrrland.

Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.

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How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

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What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

On and on anon.

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

Hows your headache?

Husband: She's fine.

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Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

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What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.