What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

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How often do I think about Keira?

Knightley.

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

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How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

What do you call an obese terrorist who plays for the Yankees?

Derek Bin Jeter

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What is the best cure for a headache?

DECAPITATION!!!

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

Video Game Jokes More Video Game Jokes

Why is Whitney Houston good at video games?

One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination.

What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

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Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...