Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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a Barker Lounger !