Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

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How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

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What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!