Engagement Ring Jokes

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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What's a Native's 2 favourite colours?

Blue and Blue Light.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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Why is 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?

10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict

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What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

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How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

Wedding Ring Jokes More Wedding Ring Jokes

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

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What has 6 eyes but cant see?

3 blind mice.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.