The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
De Beers
They only work 10% of the time.
Legolas
In the ring.
Reptile disfunction
They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas
A wedding ring !
1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering
To Chicago
Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!
A good vacuum cleaner !
Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.
Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers
Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.
Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.
the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."
Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.
That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.
