Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.

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Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

because he was in the coo klux klan

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

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What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.