Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

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Why does the KKK wear all white?

Because they hate black, people!!!

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

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Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

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What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office?

I can clearly see "you're" nuts....

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

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What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip