Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

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Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

Why does Reddit hate Pilipinos?

Everybody hates Pilipinos.

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What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

What does it look like when someone is drowning?

lol

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What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

How to get a job without experience ?

Just run for office!

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.