What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

How do you count a herd of cattle?

How do you count a herd of cattle? Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

Vine Jokes More Vine Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

Jane Jokes More Jane Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane