What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the super-strong chlorella ask the moderately-weak chlorella?

Do you even algae-bruh?

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

Vine Jokes More Vine Jokes

Why were the German tomatoes drunk?

Because they'd been on the vine.

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........

Jane Jokes More Jane Jokes

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane