Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

How many sycophants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many do you want?

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What's it called when a hippy hangs himself?

Tie-die

What is with 2016?

It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. sorry not sorry

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

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How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!