Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

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What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

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What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

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How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.