What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

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Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

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What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese?

Your Ti"ming"!

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.