Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.