What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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Inke

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Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

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Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

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Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store?

Ay puppi.