What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Bad Place Jokes More Bad Place Jokes

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

Pet Store Jokes More Pet Store Jokes

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store?

Ay puppi.