What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

If I had to guess the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...

I would probably say Methodist.

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What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend?

Auschwitz

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What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store?

Ay puppi.

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.